Thursday, July 21, 2011

Less Known Fic 7/21/11



Okay, kiddies. This week I bring to you a less know fic titled Glamour Shots by just robin. It is humor wrapped in fluffy romance and sure to entertain n, complete with a photoward! 





Bella is a shy, lonely Kindergarten teacher who is dreaming of Mr. Right. Edward is a quirky photographer, not exactly a ladies' man. What will happen when Bella is talked into an internet dating site? Awkward meets Disaster, need I say more?
 
Edward groaned and rolled over, hitting a wall. It took him a moment to orient himself and discover he was not in his own bed. He didn't immediately recognize any of his surroundings and panic took him over. He glanced down, noticing he was clad only in his boxers and black socks. He also noticed he had a rather uncontrollable bulge in his shorts.

Where the hell am I, and what have I done? Edward thought. His attention was suddenly diverted when he heard the off key falsetto coming from the bathroom, accompanied by a symphony of water sounds from the shower.

"I'm every woman
It's all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every woman, whoever made ya say...
Whoa whoa whoa"

Panic and terror struck Edward as he scrambled to remember the night before. He remembered being heartbroken when Miss Isabella Swan walked away from him for the second time. He remembered his co-worker Jake taking pity on him and asking him to drown his sorrows at the local bar. He remembered drinking heavily with Jake, dancing and…Oh, goodness… Edward's head shot up toward the bathroom door and the sound emanating from behind it.

Edward hastened to the closet to confirm his fears. He flicked on the light, the horror confirmed, as his eyes met with a sea of neon and pastel colored clothing.
He had gone home with Jake. Edward guessed from his lack of dress, the disheveled bed he'd awoken in and the jubilant gay in the shower, that he'd had a homoerotic experience. He shivered at the thought, thankful he couldn't remember the details. If I don't remember, it didn't happen, Edward told himself.

"Mornin' sleepy head!" Jake was now standing in the bathroom doorway. He had a towel wrapped around his head like a turban, and another one wrapped around his chest much like a lady would wear. Edward was relieved that Jake had taken to covering as much of his naked form as possible. That was until his eyes glanced lower and noticed that Jake was peeking out of the bottom of his towel. Jake was tall and the towel was short.

"AHEM!" Jake cleared his throat. "Eyes up here, big boy." Edward couldn't have been anymore embarrassed if he tried. This had to be the low point of his life. Edward thought it was a bit hypocritical of Jake to call him out on wandering eyes. Jake's were doing a bit of drifting themselves, but Edward wasn't about to comment.
"S…sorry," Edward stuttered, wringing his hands in front of his crotch to prevent Jake's wandering eyes from further purveyance of Edward's still semi-erect cock.

"What happened last night?" Edward's face was full of trepidation as he questioned his rather herculean co-worker. Edward had never taken notice of Jake's rather well formed physic before. Oh, God…maybe I am gay!
Haha! I left you with a cliffy and it’s not even my fic! There is a baby, a broken condom, olive oil, pink Schwinn bicycles, and a Prius involved. Moreover, Alice is an idiot who loves to shop at Payless.  Can you say BOGO! If you are looking for a fic, chalked full of shenanigans, then Glamour Shots might be your cup of tea. Enjoy! Until next time…



1 comments:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7018759/1/Glamour_Shots

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6251016/1/Glamour_Shots

I can't tell who plagiarized who....bottom one has the oldest date though!

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